I'm warning you now this is not an objective Biography.
 
I wish it were.

I wish I could say exactly what i feel about the guys called Flux Ache and tell you the exact truth about what it's like to be around them and to live with them for 24 hours a day!!!!! But I can't tell the truth because I'm just a simple, little scribe and because they pay my wages, (if you could call it pay - it's more like a tip than a salary!!). So as a result I have to write nice things and tell you stuff like how creative they are and how wonderful they are to work for and how they all get along just fine..........

The only reason that i can even dare to have this sulky tone now is because I'm trusting that the band themselves are too bloody lazy to read this, which I know that they are.  

So I will try and give you as true a history as possible whilst still trying to keep my job.

PART 1.   In The Beginning

Cor blimey, it's such a long and boring story.....are you sure you want to hear this?

You do?

Well very well I'll begin but let me just say that my story is a lot, lot more interesting - d'ya want to hear that tale instead? Well alright then I'll start with it and when you get bored and want to hear about the band then just give me a little prod. Is that a deal?

So all you need to do is go the menus on the left of the site and click on the link to Louis' Story or just click here.